Oooh : Cancer Patient Claims Much Sex Cured Him

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A 55-year-old man from Louisiana who was diagnosed withterminal cancer and told he had only three months to live claims he has miraculously cured himself from his cancer by having as much sex as he could before he died.


The man’s brain shows no more sign of the brain tumor thatthreatened his life only months ago and has completely disappeared according tohis DOCTOR, Dr. John Lee.


“I told my patient the progression of his brain tumor wasextremely alarming and that at this rate, I expected his lifespan to be threemonths at the most but that he could possibly die any day or so. If a seizureoccurred, he could fall into a comatose state and never come back,” he recalls.


“It is very uplifting, but also extremely intriguing to findmy patient alive and well, with no significant sign of a tumor. I am a rationalman, but this is clearly a blessing from God, there is no other explanationthat comes to mind,” he told local reporters.


Dr. John Lee’s patient was given barely three months to liveafter being diagnosed at Baton Rouge’s General Medical Center with a largebrain tumor six months ago


When Adam learned he had barely three months to live, hedidn’t lose faith and did not despair.


“I’ve had a few tough breaks in my life,” he admits. “Butevery time life has sent me a jab, I always responded by an uppercut,”acknowledges the former amateur boxer.


“When I learned I had so little time on this Earth, I tookout all my economies and bought myself a ticket for Thailand. For months, Ipartied hard as hell and had as much sex as I wanted,” he admits with no shame.


“For the next few months, I lived my life like a rock star.I indulged in all possible drugs I could get my hands on and drank beer everyday from morning till dawn. I had a dozen girls living permanently with me, Ihad my own little harem, my own personal cook and butler, for a few months ofmy life, I lived like a king,” he recalls with nostalgia.


“Some days I felt like Johnny Depp in the movie Don JuanDeMarco, where he is in the harem and spends years having sex with hundreds ofgirls. I had sex like I breathed air. I tried every day to sleep with more andmore women, but I was never able to beat my record of having sex 18 times inone day.”


Although the miraculous recovery is intriguing to mostmedical practitioners, Dr. Alan Bates believes the “extreme partying” mightexplain the disappearance of the tumor.


“It is possible that all the sex and drugs, which could havekilled him, did in fact the opposite” explains Dr. Alan Bates, Head researcherat the New Orleans School of Medicine.


“Endorphins have been found to have a powerful effect oncertain kinds of tumors. A prolonged rush of endorphins, through the practiceof non-stop sexual intercourse for a period of months, as well as the use ofdifferent drugs could have rendered the brain tumor totally incapacitated,” headds. “This is a fascinating case study that would benefit from beingreproduced under laboratory conditions and could eventually help findalternative solutions to the treatment of cancer by the administration ofendorphins to the body,” he acknowledges.


The retired plumber has officially taken back his positionas a manager at a local Walgreens and says his near-death experience haspermanently changed him for the best and given him a more positive attitudetowards life.




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